The dictionary defines persnickety as; fussy about small details, overly particular about trivial details, requiring great precision and snobbish.

 I plead guilty...but not without justifying that these are necessary traits for a chef. Finding the right balance of flavors, fine tuning presentation, making sure all steaks weigh the same, making sure every plate goes out the same way every time, etc. Fussiness and exacting detail are essential in the operation of a good  kitchen and dining room or in other words a well run restaurant.

 So what offenses in the world of restaurants are so criminal that they make the persnickety chef even more persnickety?!  What can cause an eruption the likes of which has not been seen since the last days of POMPEII?!??? Let me share with you what those annoyances are (they are in no particular order).

1. INATTENTIVENESS ....Walking into a restaurant and having to wait for the staff to finish their personal business in order to be acknowledged. This is the service industry and the customer is not an inconvenience but they are there to be pampered.

2. CELL PHONES...Modern technology is great, but when in a restaurant turn the d—n thing off. The table next to you doesn’t want to hear your conversation. Hang up and enjoy your meal.

3. SALT...As a chef I beg you to please try your food before you reach for the salt shaker. While I am on the subject of salt...only Kosher salt and sea salt truly enhance the food, table salt is useless!

4. FUSSY  EATERS...People who “deconstruct” an entree as though it was a multiply choice test, one from column A and two from column B! We chefs put a lot of thought into a dish to balance flavors, texture and eye appeal. Taking something away can destroy the balance of the entire experience. Unless there are allergy issues be brave and try the dish the way it was designed. Trust in your chef.

5. COLD BUTTER...Butter at room temperature is so much easier to spread on bread and rolls. Cold butter coats the palate and makes it harder to enjoy other flavors.

6. WELL  DONE LAMB RACKS...or Filets, neither should be over cooked. No food should be cooked until the last vestiges of flavor are removed.

7. CHEFS...who only season one side of food. WHY?

8. FREE RANGE CHILDREN...Children wandering in any dining room are a hazard to both themselves and servers with trays. They are also an annoyance to fellow diners who are paying the same money and want to enjoy their dinner without romper-room theatrics. On the other hand I love seeing well behaved children (and their parents) enjoying their meals.

9. PRICEY  RESTAURANTS...that pride themselves on being the most expensive in town. Gouging is always unattractive. There is nothing wrong with high prices if accompanied by high value.

10. SEASONAL FOODS...serving food out of season just because you can get asparagus and tomatoes in January doesn’t mean you should.

11. KITCHEN MISTAKES…unfortunately the restaurant businesses is not a perfect science and mistakes happen. If it’s not the servers fault don’t blame them. Punishing the wait staff is the chef’s job and there are legions of servers who will attest that I excel in this area!!!

 It’s always a balancing act in restaurants of trying to meet customer requests and efficiently put out a high quality product. If you have special issues call ahead and ask what can be done. Remember everyone views food differently. If you’re a vegetarian that is easily accommodated but please don’t lecture me on the morality of serving meat. There are thousands of other diners who enjoy meat and I must accommodate them as well. A little side note nothing is more horrifying than the sound of vegetables screaming as they are being plunged into boiling water.

 As I wind down from my rant and decide not to indulge in my third double espresso in 45 minutes. I’d like to end this month’s installment on a positive note. The Jersey corn and tomatoes are now hitting the markets. As a returning NJ native having spent years in other states I relish the thought of New Jersey’s best on the dinner table. Despite my concern about cruelty to vegetables I’d like to share some favorite ways to enjoy the local harvest.

CRAB & CORN BISQUE

6 ears of Jersey White Corn
2 cups chicken stock
3 stalks of celery diced
1 onion diced (white preferable)
1 pound jumbo lump crab meat
3 sprigs of FRESH thyme
2 cloves garlic
2 cups of milk
2 cups heavy cream
salt & pepper
1 stick butter
flour

Cut corn off cob. Save cobs place in stock pot with milk and cream thyme & garlic. Melt butter in large sauce pan. Add corn, celery & onions. Sauté lightly over medium heat 8 - 10 minutes. Stir constantly DO NOT BROWN. Add 1/4 cup flour to vegetables. Rout should be slightly thick if thin add more flour. Whip in chicken stock...whip to avoid lumps. Add warm milk mixture (strain into pot), slowly whipping to avoid lumps. Cook for 15 - 20 minutes until smooth, blend with hand held immersion blender until smooth. Add 1 pound jumbo lump crab, season with salt & pepper.........ENJOY

JERSEY TOMATOES MOZZARELLA SALAD
This salad is so simple, light and refreshing it
can be enjoyed daily in the hot summer months

4 slices fresh mozzarella
Sliced tomatoes 1/4 inch thick

Alternate with mozzarella, sprinkle with fresh black pepper & Kosher salt. Drizzle with olive oil (extra virgin of good quality). Finely chiffonaded (thin julienne cuts of leafy herbs or vegetables). Basil for a little extra zip drizzle balsamic vinegar lightly. REMEMBER the tomato is the star here!

Serve the Jersey tomatoes & fresh mozzarella salad and the soup together as a light summer meal. Enjoy with a chilled Pinot Grigio or (shudder the thought) Chardonnay. More on that wine phobia of mine in the future...




 
Food News: The conch shell - well - actually the message on the phone - at Restaurant 1919 says that the gourmet restaurant is no more. It seems, according to Chef Neil Elsohn, that there's a been a dispute with the landlord who has forced the restaurant's closing. Restaurant 1919 opened Friday the 13th in May and was located at the former Anchorage Restaurant across the street from the Lobster House.
Every Tuesday Jersey Fresh Farmer's Market
3 PM till Sunset at the West Cape May Borough Hall & new Trolley Tour.
For more information, call 609-884-8382.

August 3, 10, 17, 24
Winery Cellar Tour and Tasting
Spend an afternoon at the awarding-winning Cape May Winery. Tour the vineyard to see how the grapes are grown and then visit the winery where you'll be introduced to the winemaker's art. Enjoy a barrel tasting accompanied by cheese and fruit. Each guest receives a complimentary tasting glass. 3 p.m. $20 per person. To purchase tickets, 1-800-275-4278 or visit
www.capemaymac.org

August 3, 10, 17, 24
Gourmet Brunch Walk
Walking tour of Cape May’s Historic District followed by a gourmet brunch at the world-famous Mad Batter Restaurant on historic Jackson Street. 10:30 a.m.$20 for adults; $10 for children (ages 3-12). Tickets are available and tour begins at the Washington Street Mall Information Booth at Ocean Street. For more information, call 1-800-275-4278 or visit
www.capemaymac.org

 

August 5 Carnival
By-the-Sea & Food Festival
Rides, games, prizes, rock climbing wall, popcorn, cotton candy, burgers, hot dogs, boardwalk fries - you name it!
You won't want to miss this day
of family fun!  Celebrate the 50th anniversary of Our Lady Star of
the Sea's school building.  From 2 pm to 8 pm (rain or shine) at Our Lady Star of the Sea School, Ocean & Lafayette Streets.
For more information,
call 609-884-4437.

August 7, 14, 21, 28
Sunday Brunch Walk
Walking tour of Cape May’s Historic District concluding on the promenade along the beach. Brunch at Henry’s on the Beach following the tour. 10:30 a.m. $20 for adults, $10 for children (ages 3-12). Tour begins and tickets may be purchased at the Washington Street Mall Information Booth. For more information, call 609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278 or visit
www.capemaymac.org

August 9, 11, 16, 18, 23, 25, 30
Designer Show House Dinner and Tour
Enjoy a three-course dinner at the Washington Inn, 801 Washington St., followed by an intimate guided tour of the 1915 Craftsman-style Designer
Show House. Dinner and tour cost $40 per person and include a
complimentary glass of wine. Limited to 40 per night. 5:30 p.m. For more information, call 609-884-5404 or 800-275-4278 or visit
www.capemaymac.org


Starters from Island Grill

Coconut
Beer-battered Shrimp

tropical fruit salsa
& Jamaican rum
glaze drizzle 

Cajun Chicken
Egg Rolls

blackened chicken, roasted corn, red onion
& peppers served with tangy mustard sauce

Island Grill
311 Mansion Street  609-884-0200

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